(Source: concupisco)
(Source: ward-o)
1. Look at the hoe
2. Smile at the hoe
3. Approach the hoe, with caution of corse
4. Talk to the hoe
5. Tell the hoe: you are the most beautiful woman in this place. (what it actually means: you are the easiest bitch down here)
6. Touch her boob (by “accident” of coarse)
7. Look stupid…
